If i come over, it means nothing
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Everclear isn't food dammit
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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