So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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