Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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