He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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