"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
