I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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