im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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