awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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