5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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