I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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