The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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