question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You need a sexual gate keeper
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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