NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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