i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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