So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
North Korea, Best Korea!
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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