Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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