Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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