I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I think I am morally bankrupt
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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