My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Randomize
