She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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