Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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