there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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