this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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