No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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