either way he was missing a nipple.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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