I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
it's like iHOP with fire
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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