Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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