and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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