what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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