last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
