So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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