I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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