OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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