I think i peed on brittanys purse
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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