im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Found the puke drawer
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Randomize
