Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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