Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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