areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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