Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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