So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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