the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Help. Why am I so naked?
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