so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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