Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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