It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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