Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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