I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I just found a bag of teeth...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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