I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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