Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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