piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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