Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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