If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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