She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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