My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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