I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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