i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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