I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize