I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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