Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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