problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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