Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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